Tri-City Hash House Harriers

To those unfamiliar with the culture, please note the following message and information from Martin Greenbank who has taken on the initial group organization:

Many people don't join because they feel they won't fit in - please don't be put off - you will fit in - I promise. Any Hash Kennel's ideals are set by the presiding HM (Hash Master). Until we get started and the Kennel elects a HM, you're stuck with me. However, we will NOT be prejudiced by or discriminate against religion, sex, age, physical (or mental) challenged individuals - heck we'll even allow lawyers! (The Boise Kennel had a chief of police, Judge, TV anchor person, priest(s), political figures (Dems & Repubs) etc. and we all got along (almost!). Although, for legal drinking age purposes (and the chance of an innuendo or two) we don't advise people who are under 21 or of a sensitive disposition. There will be lewd singing, jokes and, perhaps, skinny dipping if we ever find a hot spring near here but I doubt it.

  Firstly our OWN site (Dry Shitters hash House Harriers), please feel free to join - I'll approve you once I get the nod from Yahoo. We are a drinking club with a running problem! (I don't drink however, but don't hold that against me - I do other things that are equally dastardly!) $3 is what we pay for each meeting to cover the cost of beer & snacks. During the winter it goes up to $5 as we run to bars & that's what the pitchers cost. We also save a little for a Halloween party that's normally free beer all night. You WILL get a Hash name (handle) You WON'T like it! You can start our naming committee if you like. Our management (mismanagement) needs help. We need committees, naming committee, Hash poet (who's function it to advise the HM (Hash Master) what song to sing for a particular offense, religion, politics, (or anything the HM can't be bothered to do or is too lazy to do), we also need someone to collect Hash Cash each evening. Down-downs - these are the crutch of the evening, down downs are given to FRBs (front running b*st*rds), people short cutting trail, people not short cutting trail, new shoes, yellow shirts, race shirts, or just because the HM is in a pissy mood (i.e. most of the time).

Local Hash Harrier Site:

  http://sports.groups.yahoo.com/group/Dry_Shitties_H3/

Also, please check the international Hash House Harrier's web site, again, please feel free to join.

  http://www.worldhashspace.com/  

Or  

http://www.gthhh.com/default.aspx  

  Some runs will be theme runs, Halloween, St Paddy's Day, St George's day, Lingerie run, red ress, bridal dress, hookers & priests, Toga and barely legal (normally in a desert). We will have Dutch Oven evenings, river floats and just meet once in a while to annoy one another! We run through the streets, across country, in muddy streams (shiggy), through bars (with the owner’s permission) etc. Next year we will probably do the Sawtooth Relay in Stanley Idaho. You will have, the best time of your life! My Hash handle is Sir Wanker (my full Kennel Name is "Arouse! Sir Wanker!" for reasons that will become apparent).   Currently we only have a small group, a couple of whom are Hashers from Boise (me & Anally Bound). We look forward to meeting you and sharing the joys of hashing.

On on,

Martin Greenbank
509. 539. 9097
martin.greenbank@volmcompanies.com

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